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Every year I'm tremendously amused by the fireworks displays that occur around my neighborhood, but I'm not necessarily in awe of the pyrotechnics themselves. I'm more impressed by the fact that certain people bother lighting them in spite of New York law making even the possession of fireworks illegal.

I would imagine that it's pretty easy to track down the location from which illegal fireworks were launched.  If not, I'd expect more people to narc out their neighbors by calling 311.  The NYPD probably has more pressing matters to deal with, though.

Then again, I'm convinced that everyone in my neighborhood is involved with la Cosa Nostra in some fashion, which would explain why they can seemingly get away with anything.  This is why I'd never narc out any of my neighbors.  I'd probably end up at the bottom of somewhere appropriately named, like the Fresh Kills.